Escudo de Cabo Rojo
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OWAMBE UNLEASHED The average lady is 'owambe' addicted. Invited or not, celebrant known or not,permission granted or not, she just has to go and there's nothing stopping her. No problem, men already understand this part so most times they only advise from afar because this is one conversation that cannot be won even if you are a Wole Soyinka blend of Gani Fawehinmi. ceremony,even children's school end of year party (and prom for the posh kids), everything is owambe certified. At least, some have enough self respect to filter. 1. If you were not invited, the celebrant did not forget, YOU WERE NOT INVITED 2. If you were not invited, don't risk being denied entry or worse, asked to leave (bouncing is a crushing experience) 3. You know which of the clothes you bought, respect yourself and stay where you are asked to 4. If you must eat, do it gently. Finger licking and plate scraping will only get you on youtube for the wrong reasons. 5. Don't struggle for food or takeaway (It is not your return on investment) 6. Show a little class. You don't have to dance with every Tom, Dick and Harry ( Chidi, Mayowa and Adamu, in this case). Respect yourself 7. Pictures are good but please watch how you sit (nobody needs your hidden publicly unhidden) 8. You don't have to punch others just to get the thrown bouquet of flowers (Your time will come with or without it) 9. Don't be a hater looking for the faults, it's not your event. 10. Don't get lost in the euphoria of love and connect with a man looking for lust 11. Plan your metabolism, if you can't keep it in then watch what you consume (don't destroy the loo for others) 12. When you are finally offered LEGITIMATE takeaway, take only what's given to you (take away not pack away) 13. Know the right time to go home, don't overdo it 14. Don't go broke over a social event that's not a priority. 15. What happens at the party stays at the party |
