My son likes to flex his muscles when he gets the chance. Sometimes he practises it on the most ridiculous people or objects (fully aware of his boundaries of course). He is just a merciless tease. I used to feel sorry for his beloved hamster aptly named Frodo after the hobbit in Lord of the rings. It was portly, grey and shaggy. He could get the poor thing to perform the most absurd acrobatics which it seemed to enjoy funny enough. His latest victim is Siri - Apple's voice assistant. He gets Siri to answer questions or perform all sorts of tasks and poor Siri courteously obliges. The way he addresses polite Siri is what irks me. He goes "hey Siri" do this, hey Siri do that, hey Siri say after me, and so on..He just gets a kick out of it all. This latest one for me is the mother of all ludicrousness; " Hey Siri, speak in tongues."