Kim Kardashian announced that she is coming out with a video game. While details are sketchy, we think we have uncovered the plot line for the game.
Being as it will bear the Kim K. brand name, one can only ascertain that it will be a first person type game in which the player's character will have no special abilities or talents. The game will begin with the player having to search out an available, little known, entertainer, coaxed them into fucking on camera and releasing the tape via the internet. From that point, the character will then be led on an adventure of stupidity, multiple sex partners and multiple kim k game marriages. Yes, boys and girls, this game will be packed full of goodness.
Seriously. If this game sells more than the 10 thousand copies Kanye buys, our society is in serious fucking danger.