"let me start with the beginning- the gods that you worship are not real. the stuff that you actually worship is plastic and fake money and fake tv religious celebrities, because thats where you spend your time. the true god you worship, without knowing it, is oil. you worship the petroleum god because the petroleum god gives you everything. the jesus you worship is truly not a historical jesus...everybody makes up their own jesus all the time to suit their needs. the churches that you go to are not real. the allah that you worship is not anything to do with a historical person, its just whatever your disposition is in Islam or Christianity, you worship the version of it that suits you."

-Liam Scheff