2) Grind coffee a bit finer

3) Find last night's empty beer can, cut bottom of the can off, make drinking hole a bit larger

4) Hold can upside down - standard position of beer pouring (Note - this topic covered in beer drinking 101)

5) Line inside of beer can with paper towel, try to minimize wrinkles (no, not yours, the ones in the paper towel)

6) put ground coffee in lined beer can

7) Pour boiling water into coffee laden, beer can inserted paper towel, be sure to hold can steady and have a cup underneath the can

8) Pet and re-cover injured dog, consider feeding yowling cat

9) Enjoy the fruits of your labour - happy dog and hop infused coffee